The Best of Roald Dahl

One of my favourite stories: ‰ЫПGeorgy Porgy‰Ыќ, which sent me into a fit of laughter:
‰ЫПThe mouth kept getting larger and larger, and then all at once it was right on top of me, huge and wet and cavernous, and the next second‰ЫУI was inside it. / I was right inside this enormous mouth, lying on my stomach along the length of the tongue, with my feet somewhere around the back of the throat.‰Ыќ