The Dancer

I haven't read a Jordan Silver book in AGES so when I saw she had a new one released I decided to give it a go. It was OK, but lord was this book LONG and SLOW. 350 pages long and we don't even get ANY sex until we are 250 into the book. Not to mention, the heroine was a total TWAT who threw tantrums like a 2-year-old for the first 250 pages. I honestly have NO clue what the hero saw in her. Especially since the hero in this one was surprisingly a pretty sweet guy. He didn't spank her or stick his freakishly large penis into her a$$ once!

Of course, once we head into sexville we have all the classic Jordan Silver funnies, like an 11-inch dick. A devirginizing bloody massacre. His giant manwood poking through her cervix