The Reign of the Anti-Santas

“The Reign of Anti-Santas - a Christmas misadventure for grownups” is a wry modern retelling of the fairytale life of Santa, the elves, everything surrounding Christmas, and the passage of time as told through the eyes of an VIE - very important elf - who rose through the ranks, saw it all, and is ready to retire.

The concept of Christmas as a tradeable commodity may be difficult to comprehend and could hinder one's understanding. Once the reader can read “Christmas” as “Christmas Inc.” and imagine it as a company and not a day/holiday, the tale makes much more sense - it is fiction after all, not a business advice book, so this leap of imagination is acceptable.

The author includes many fun reoccurring themes throughout the story. (Spoilers) The concept of Christmas as the cog that keeps the wheel of time turning is a fascinating concept, especially since Father Time and Father Christmas are so often similarly depicted. Elves turning into trees is a new take on elfdom that was interestingly woven throughout the entire book. As is the comparison of “real elves” to the rest of them; there being multiple Santas, all related, who hibernate after Christmas; and union belonging reindeer also being a meat source.

The wit and humor throughout the book is slick and biting. Granted the title will keep a certain demographic from reading the book, but sometimes it still needs to be said, if you're not a fan of sarcasm, this might not be the best book for you. One of my favorite quotes, “She had the hoarse voice of a woman who doesn't mind yelling to be heard.” should give you a hint of author's wit.

Readers who find irony in a commercialized holiday of giving would enjoy this book. As would those who enjoy the darker side of fairy tales and modern takes on old favorites. If you want a fluffy snow, cheerful elves, and a Christmas miracle, this is not the book for you.

This review based on an ARC.