There's No Way I'd Die First
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Ratings11
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Seventeen-year-old Noelle Layne knows horror. Every trope, every warning sign, every survival tactic. She even leads a successful movie club dedicated to the genre. Who better to throw the ultimate, most exclusive Halloween party on all of Long Island?
With some of the top influencers in her school on the guest list, including gorgeous singer-songwriter Archer Mitchell, her popularity is bound to spike. She could really use the social boost for an upcoming brand expansion. Nothing is going to ruin this party.
Except…maybe the low budget It clown she hired for a stirring round of tag. He axes one of her classmates. From the looks of his devilish grin and bag full of killer tricks, he’s just getting started.
A murderous clown is out for blood, but Noelle has been waiting her entire life to prove that she’s a Final Girl.
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This is the book that probably told me why I might not be the right reader for slashers. I can't even list all of the things I found wrong with this book. From some absolutely glaring plot holes to some bizarre shit going on(and I mean it literally). I guess this wasn't supposed to be taken that seriously but more on the campy side of horror but I just could not vibe with it.
this clown can excuse murder but draws the line at misgendering someone, love an ally
This was not one for me. I think a lot of teens who like horror will really appreciate it but I had a hard time suspending my disbelief a lot of the time!
