Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes

Possibly the worst horror book ive ever read. Wattpad creepypasta levels of quality. Scratch that, that's a disservice to wattpad. The characters are sloppily written, changing personalities, goals, beliefs every other second like a schizophrenic war veteran. The settings are lazily written, almost as if they were an afterthought.

And the plot. Christ the plot. A dementia ridden grandmother could write a more coherent plot. The macarbe lesbian internet story has the two women go from just meeting, to forming a slave contract in a matter of pages. Pace as a concept is thrown out the window.

Props to the guy who somehow crucified himself onto a cross without any help. That feat is more impressive then any writing in this book. I've tutored 13 yr olds with better aptitude in writing, and this is published work.

I want my time back >:(

1/10