Throne in the Dark by A.K. Caggiano

5 star read that hit all the right spots

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- grumpy x sunshine
- Damon's dry humour hits all the right spots for me
- great banter
- not your run-of-the-mill fantasy world

Can this be called a dark fantasy romcom? Idk but that's what I sold it to my friend as

this shit was high-key boring & not only that, THEY EDGED ME THE ENTIRE 459 PAGES BC THESE BITCHES DID NOT TOUCH TIPS ONCE.

NO BONING. NO CREAMING THE TWINKIE. NO SQUAT THRUSTS IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH. NO BIRDS OR BEES. NO FILLING OUT THE FMC LIKE AN APPLICATION. NOTHING. AT ALL! ACROSS ALL 459 PAGES!! Just so, so much edging.

But he did tie her up once and call her a ‘good girl'?? like what-

I am so heavily blue balled by this book that my brain has lost a significant amount of its function due to the extended redirection of blood within my body without any period of release. this book gave me erectile dysfunction.

Soft DNF for now while I catch up on my other reads.

Nice read, doesn't take itself too seriously. I found the FMC a bit annoying at times but I've heard it gets better. I like that it's a slow-burn that's actually slow, too.
I didn't like the writing at times, sometimes I had to re-read to understand what was going on (English isn't my first language), some sentences were weirdly long and rambling. Also I often didn't understand how the place was (it's important to me to be able to visualize what's going on).