Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

Tell me you're out of touch with modern book lovers without telling me—

Seriously, though, the bit about unhauling books was probably the worst “book decluttering”-specific section I've read in an organization book thus far. “If you wouldn't pay list price, you don't really want it”: just because someone can't afford $30 per adult hardcover doesn't mean they don't want to read it. “Of books you've read, you should only keep a few favorites”: you severely underestimate how many favorites I have. “People with overcrowded bookshelves are hoarders and pretentious jackasses”: no, I just like books! “No bibliophile wants to admit you can put down books you don't like”: you mean like me putting down this one?