Twilight

2.25/5 stars

I would take the time to write a long, detailed review about this book, but I'm pretty sure you already know everything. I mean, I don't know how you would know. It wasn't like this book was insanely popular or anything...

Just in case you haven't heard of this book before, the plot is pretty much:

Super special pale snowflake moves to boring rainyland where she meets super “hot”, mysterious, and controlling disco ball. After about two conversations, she realizes he's a vampire and she loves him.

That's it. That is the entire book.

What a revolutionary story.

Why did I agree to buddy read this with all these hitches? I'm never listening to any of them again.

Maybe if I wake up tomorrow and feel like complaining, I'll write a longer review about how much of an asshole Edward Cullen is. But like I said, you probably already know just how much.

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Have you guys ever read this? I've never even heard of it before.

Buddy read with these hitches fellow Jacob Sartorius lovers:
dingoes are really young lions
harry styles hater #1
harry styles hater #2
the person who still hasn't played psych with us