Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores

《BOOKSELLER: Can I help you at all?CUSTOMER: No, I don't think you're qualified. I need a psychiatrist; that's the only help I need.BOOKSELLER: . . . OK.》

People. PEOPLE. WHYYYYY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??
I've worked for five years as a shop assistant and I swear on God people are really THAT dumb, like I was going crazy FR.

This was a quite funny book tho, but I didn't have the time of my life reading it, so 3 stars are enough u.u