Witches Protection Program

I received this copy in exchange of an honest review, for so, none of my feelings were affected or biased by the author or publisher.

Update: 09/10/2015

If you'd like to read this review on my blog.

Rating: 1.25/5 stars.

The Witches Protection Program is a secret agency that's been running for years, that seeks to protect those good witches, Davinas, from the harm done by those bad witches, Villas. In here, we find our protagonist, Wes, who was sent after his first assignment at work went wrong, turning his world upside down.

That description sounds promising. shade Better than the book, for sure. shade

I'm so mad I didn't like this book. But I'm not really mad at myself, I'm mad at the author for making it such a bad book. When I was cruising around to find NetGalleys, I found this, saw the description, saw the glowing reviews, and thought “well, this is surely to be a fun ride”. Wrong.

I really hate being mean about books. Authors put so much time and effort in this little pieces of papers, and so do editors and publishing houses. Whenever I don't like a book, I feel bad about not liking it, and having to later review it.

But this book, no. It was all so cliche. Every single paragraph in this book, I've read at least twelve times. Every. Single. Paragraph. And the writing style, well, it was non existent. It really felt like a million authors trying to write a book at the same time. It was so bad.

There's even this one line I highlighted...

“If I was a man, everybody would marvel at my aggression. I'd be called a go-getter, ambitious. People would respect me.”

ZERO

I CAN'T READ WITHOUT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. EVEN IF IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT.

instalove.

And they didn't even do that awkward “sorry...” dance that some instalovers do, they just flat out went at it.

he murdered somebody.

fun.