Zombies vs. Unicorns

Garth Nix: Unicorn ** This story was mid. Pretty weak start for team Unicorn.
Alaya Dawn Johnson: Zombie *** I love them. I want them to live happy forever. Naomi Novik: Unicorn ** Fairyland and chocolate milk!!
Carrie Ryan: Zombie * I did not care about home girl or her wanting to be like her dad.
Margo Lanagan: Unicorn * It was the exposed breast of the minor for me.
Maureen Johnson: Zombie *** I loved this one. Also, is the Angelina Jolie shade? Diana Peterfreund: Unicorn *** I want a baby unicorn. I don't mind if it eats people.
Scott Westenfeld: Zombie * This was weird, but I think I liked it? Meg Cabot: Unicorn *** This was the quintessential teen story from my teen years. This shit wouldn't pass the Gen Z lens, but I liked it. Cassandra Clare: Zombie ** This would have been higher if not for the romance among lynchings and picnics... Kathleen Duey: Unicorn * I hated this one. So depressing. Libba Bray: Zombie ** I liked this one, even if the dialogue was cringey. It was 2010 though, so...
Zombies = 20 *'s
Unicorns = 16 *'s
3 *'s overall.
I vaguely remember being team unicorn the first time through this in 2011, but I'm clearly team zombie now.