Bailey School Kids

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance

Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies

Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns

Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons