Sass

There are way worse books that I have read. Books that made my skin crawl with disgust or made my pulse quicken in rage.

The worst thing this book has commited was that it was so utterly boring that I could not finish it. The tropes are usually ones I really enjoy but the writing style made it about as interesting as a textbook.

this was like watching 9 hours of musical chairs but whenever the music stopped nobody made an attempt to sit down

4.5 stars overall but a thousand stars for all the sweet interactions between Charlemagne and Abigail

“Who cares about normal? Let the normal people live their normal lives. It'll never be you, never be me... and maybe that's all right.”

If you look past the killing and stalking Garth is a total green flag

3 stars for a story that started out with great one-liners, ready to declare itself a very dark and twisted romcom, only for the characters to jump right past any reasonable pacing in order to add like 15 extra sex scenes