Zell

Ghostwritten, unfortunately.

5 stars for Kamala as a human, 2 stars for using ghostwriters (PLURAL) to write your memoir, 4 stars for the competent job those ghostwriters did at making it sound like Kamala wrote this. Averaged out to 4 stars.

The sheer volume of fake reviews here is funnier than anything Gelman managed to write in this book.

This has u/iia vibes. A NoSleep story turned novel. I hated every minute of it. Fantastic.

• no egg in a fried rice recipe
  - TWO caesar recipes with no anchovy paste
  - a mac and cheese recipe with mozzarella as the only cheese
  - basically no seasonings besides salt and pepper
  - “I use white wine but you can use whatever you enjoy drinking” sorry no, red and white wine are not interchangeable in cooking.

In case you're curious, the number of times this author references that her husband was a Navy SEAL is 4, although it feels like more. The number of times she says she lives in Carmel/NorCal/by Big Sur is.... too many to count (I counted, it's at least 12).