Ponderous prose and dislikable characters — except, perhaps, for the evil pirate captain who's only a caricature of an evil pirate and not nearly dislikable enough.

This was a great premise, but by page 130 he still hadn't got past describing symptoms. Part II seemed slightly more promising, but I just completely lost interest. Was there a point?

Easy reading whodunnits, where even I can figure out the “who”, but not so soon as to make the reading pointless.

Sorry, 20-something Arthur Beech'm is far too much like 20-something me to be anything I want to read.

Not nearly up to Nesbo's standards...

Oh dear. I'd read one volume of the Uplift Saga long ago, and always meant to read them in order. 50 pages in this just wasn't doing it for me. I'm not sure if I've changed, or this just isn't nearly as good as the one I read, but I was bored.

Nothing happened... and then nothing happened again.