Beattz

Look. These people are not healthy. They have some serious issues they're (eventually) working through. Therefore the interactions in this book - also not healthy. But reading it for what it is, some good ol' smutty smut, I had a great time. Thought it was super hot. Still not up there with Lights Out, but better than Caught Up imo.

TBH this had much more plot than I expected based on the "blurbs". And the spice was totally vanilla aside from some ass play. Minus stars for comparing his penis to a baby's arm, going "to the hilt" twice with little to no prep and being able to walk unaided the next day.

This was a whole lot of fun. Quick, easy read. Love to hear about little old ladies causing shenanigans. Will def pick up more. Makes a nice break from my usual fare.

I don’t really drink soda. I’m sensitive to caffeine, and the tasty ones have calories and over the last however many years it’s gotten so expensive besides all that. There’s really only one soda that when offered I will say yes to, and that’s Fresca. One sip has me forgetting all the reasons I don’t buy soda. It’s so refreshing and delicious and I love it.

John Scalzi is my Fresca. Why don’t I read more Scalzi? It’s funny, it’s insightful, it’s entertaining. And for the most part, his novels are short and a wonderful way to change things up or get out of a slump.

Starter Villain was no exception. Filled with cat spies, profanity spewing dolphins, attempted murder and secret societies, I had a blast from beginning to end. The “science” of this sci-fi was actually business and economics, a nice departure from the standard technology driven stories, although there is some of that as well (how else would you get unionizing dolphins?).

Do yourself a favor and go pick up a Scalzi book. It’s *at least* as delightful as a cold soda on a hot day.