egg

Righteous feminist
or, miserable ramblings
of an ass woman.

Outsiders butt in
bureaucrats or time pirates
no one wants you there.

Deeply in earnest
flawed man tries, but always fails
books make it worthwhile.

Get drunk, invent junk
take someone's money, forget
an infinite loop.

A gentleman's word
honest as an actor's tears
faithful as a spouse.

A bench to sleep on
an off season honeymoon
misty moonlit path.

Blind guy regains sight
gets his friends and lovers killed
remains a jackass.

A holy burden
swallowing guilt like a stone
bitter sanctity.

Fed up with B.S.
refusing to move along
old lady stays home.

News at 11:
Florida Man survives nukes,
licks armadillo.

The man of your dreams
hunky, but still sensitive
little bit psycho.

Coastal Maine beef crimes
young journalist learns the ropes
old yankees cackle.

The Mule and his fool
an effortless conqueror
evaded by dweebs.

Her father's daughter
a manic pixie dead girl
obsessed on impact.

That band you like sucks
my favorite songs are trash
it's all terrible.

Sibling rivalry
or, your sister is Mothra
normal teen worries.

Sure, caves are creepy
but so is Stockholm syndrome
pretty girls make graves.

Jealous ghosts, rejoice
new wives, gawkers, evil twins
all suffer your wrath.

Bloodthirsty yearnings
religious profiteering
unholy lovefest.

The flaccid villain
collecting maggot fodder
lewd fungus envy.

Profane undead slaves
local night-time politics
Booth bumbles along.

Jane, an idiot
will do anything for cash
no regrets, puppy.

Avenging cyborgs
keeping us safe from science
needs more tentacles.

She gets what she wants
he's a secretive weasel
somehow, it gets worse.

Creepy things in wells
spooky stuff lurking in fields
shuffle and repeat.