egg

They'll steal anything
gods, girls (even the dead ones),
bricks right off the street.

Peeking in windows
“overhearing” in the hedge
fooled, but not for long.

Shrewd barbarian
undermined, out of her depth
beset on entry.

Zipping right along
blandly failing to give up
the shouty man won't.

Payback for rudeness
an offer he can't refuse
more like Ripley's prank.

Suicide magnet
asking too many questions?
must've been depressed.

Life in paradise
instant wealth, beautiful wife
eager to lash out.

Pro beastie hunter
too sassy to hang around
get paid and get out.

Old womanizer
bouncing between widow's beds
sating appetites.

Awful decisions
damaging consequences
spread the pain around.

Color politics
chasing highs and extra spoons
always marry up.

Some juicy tidbits
info I'll never retain
Winds of Winter, please?

We're dangerous beasts
domestication can't hurt
behave, eat the fruit.

A few nasty shocks
hearing things one ought not to
cheaters, screaming plants.

More senseless killing
both so sure they're in the right
a waste of dragons.

Don't drink the water
wrap the windows in tin foil
forget you read this.

All unsatisfied
cold zombies, corporate drones
need a vacation.

Trash talking the dead
lumping himself in with Glenn
what a pompous ass.

Master of accents
red herring generator
thrill as he eats lunch!

Demanding pipsqueak
all of his wishes granted
still not satisfied.

Mankind is a joke
but animals should be saved
shoot them into spaaaace!

A nice, quiet town
too many moving pieces
so much could go wrong.

Now, in present day
Jupiter seems quite tempting
let the dogs rule Earth.

Girls can be brutal
the bestest of friends one day
“hail Satan” the next.

Must be a monster
signed up for lifetime service
fighting pointless wars.