I thought Sense and Sensibility being my favorite Austen novel and my love for Pirates of the Caribbean prepare for this book, but the in fact did not. This book was weird...and I've read Ice planet barbarians.
Okay but like the more you read of Jacob and Bella the more gross and slightly incestuous their relationship feels. It's as though one, it's weird Stephenie named Jacob after her brother and two, that their relationship will never be more than a friendship or familial bond(mother and son in laws)
What I think each of the Cullens need:
•Carlisle-to go back to med school
•Emmett-to be asked where he was January 6th
•Jasper-Raegan Propaganda
•Edward-a copy of the feminine mystique
•Bella-a college level course on the Brontë Sisters
•Rosalie-a show on Fox News
•Alice-more shock therapy and a lobotomy
•Esme-white, Mormon influencer home in Utah
•Renésme-a five month long romance with a European artist when she inevitably studies abroad
