Ywa

I have a curse.I HAVE A GIFT.I'm a monster.I'M MORE THAN HUMAN.My touch Is lethal.MY TOUCH IS POWER.I am their weapon.I WILL FIGHT BACK

It's hard to pin point the biggest problem with “Shatter Me” because there are just so many things wrong with this book. Reading this was mostly like eating a cake so sweet that it burns your throat and makes your eyes water.

First of all, there's barely a dystopian tale to discover. The setting for the scary futuristic environment is weak and superficial. The dystopian elements exist only as a cover for the romance, which is was this really is. A done-a-million-times-before, stale, cookie-cutter paranormal romance. We have a weak, whinny, eternally suffering heroine, a love triangle made out of a villain who's not really a villain and the absolutely boring and humorless hero who keeps coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress. The sci-fi elements are whatever, they're there just to create a conflict that would justify the existence of the villain and of the love triangle.

This totalitarian regime that Juliette talks about with such horror is absolutely laughable. There's not way they would have managed to subdue such a large population in such an short amount of time. And the reason why the regime managed to take over was that a door had been left open by the chaos produced by the environmental disaster that ruined the entire planet. It seems everything was fine when she was a kid, then, all of a sudden the clouds changed color, the plants and animals started dying and the damage was so great that there was no point of no return. And all this in 5-10 years? Phuleeease. And then this new regime has nothing better to do than burn books and artifacts and moving people from their houses into weird compounds. Because building those didn't require resources?

Her childhood doesn't make any sense whatsoever other that it was very convenient for her parents to be these utter morons and monsters so it can be justified why Juliette is all alone. Why couldn't they just clothe her properly? With things that covered most of her body and put on some gloves on her little hand. They could've used gloves too. Even the dumbest, most uneducated people could have figured that out. Why did they hate her so much? I get that they were afraid of her but it's so unlikely that they treated her like the a disgusting rodent. And even if it would be case why wouldn't the doctors be interested in her well being taking into consideration that she was so unique? They could have stepped in and put her in the custody of the state. And then we're expected to believe that she accidentally killed that child because she just forgot about the effect of her touch, at the age of 14, after spending an entire life being unloved by her parents, being bullied by kids for this particular reason? Is she also mentally challenged? Because this is what it sounds like to me.

This book it's painfully overwritten. The author tried too hard to be clever and poetic. I was only a few pages in when I started getting annoyed by the myriad of metaphors and hyperboles. I didn't mind the strike-outs and the repetitions because they were meant to add an OCD flavor to her inner monologues. I get that we had to question whether she was insane or not. But the book was plagued with so many pointless, absolutely absurd metaphors. These were just unbearable. And it not likely at all that a girl who hadn't spoken to anyone in 3 years, who hand't read anything in 3 years, would be able to think like that.

This square courtyard could be my ballroom.I want to dance with the elements.

My heart soars and plummets at the same time.

They locked me up with a boy. A boy. Dear God. They're trying to kill me.My spine snapped in half with the pain. My stomach is a flimsy crepe, my heart a raging woodpecker, my blood a river of anxiety.

My jaw falls off. My jaw is dangling from my shoelace. My mouth is sitting on my kneecaps. I have to make a conscious effort to keep my jaw from unhinging.

Warner grips my hips and allows his hands to conquer my body. He tastes like peppermint, smells like gardenias. His arms are strong around me, his lips soft, almost sweet against my skin. There's an electric charge between us I hadn't anticipated.Let's talk about the J&A romance, shall we?. Ah, this I-want-to-scratch-my-eyes-out-romance. We have here one of the worst case of insta-love. Juliette and Adam barely know each other.They share a past together because they went to the same school, but they never actually interacted then. They just stared at each other from afar. Then they barely talked when they were in the asylum together and the same after she was released in his care. Juliette keeps changing her mind about whether he's a traitor or he's her friend. She gives in to what Warner says about Adam when he's clearly just to manipulate her into distrusting him. And then out of nowhere Adam tells her he loves her and she wants to cry and die in his arms. They spend the rest of the book having really naughty dry-humping make out sessions. Ha, and, very conveniently, Warner agrees to disable the cameras just in time for Adam to have a chance to confess his feelings and so they could enjoy the steamy moments with no audience. Yeah,right. Oh, almost forgot. How is it that everybody finds her so attractive when she supposedly spent 3 years in the asylum with not sun light, no proper hygiene and she was perpetually starved? She would have looked emaciated and extremely unhealthy. Instead, the second she's released she just needs a shower and every guy in sight wants her so badly.Some of the dialogues and inner monologues related to the “romantic” moments seem like they came straight from the cheese factoryHis hands at my waist, gripping my hips, his legs flush against my own, his chest overpowering me with strength, his frame built by bricks of desire. He chokes on a moan that turns into a kiss. My knees are knocking together and my heart is beating so fast I don't understand why it's still working. He's kissing away the pain, the hurt, the years of self-loathing, the insecurities, the dashed hopes for a future I always pictured as obsolete. He's lighting me on fire, burning away the torture of Warner's games, the anguish that poisons me every single day. The intensity of our bodies could shatter these glass walls.Adam pulls back just a tiny bit. Kisses my bottom lip. Bites it for just a second. His skin is 100 degrees hotter than it was a moment ago. His lips are pressed against my neck and my hands are on a journey down his upper body and I'm wondering why there are so many freight trains in my heart, why his chest is a broken harmonica.His heart is racing so fast I can't distinguish it from my own. It's 5,000 degrees in the air between us.I'm suddenly desperate to drink in every drop of his being, desperate to savor every moment I've never known before. I suddenly worry that there's an expiration date on this phenomenon. The possibility of losing him The possibility of losing him The possibility of losing him is 100 years of solitude I don't want to imagine. Realization is a pendulum the size of the moon. It won't stop slamming into me.His body presses closer and I realize I'm paying attention to nothing but the dandelions blowing wishes in my lungs.Overall many things were simply much too convenient: both of the love interests were immune to Juliette's curse (so she could properly make out with both of them); Juliette, Adam and Kenji were all immune to radiation which disabled the trackers; they found a car with keys in the ignition just when they were running for their lives; Kenji is a double agent that takes them to a compound where they have paranormal healers that simply erase Adam's wounds in 24 hours;Just to be clear, I'm not giving this a 1 star rating based on the writing style or because I did not gasp in awe while reading the metaphors. I would've gone past that if the characters hadn't been so horrible and there was more to the story than teenage hormones. What I can't get over is how pathetic and pitiful Juliette is, how sappy, boring and dry the romance was, and how weak the setting was for the dystopian elements. Too many inconsistencies, too many coincidences, way too disturbing relationships.There's nothing to be admired at Juliette. She's so incredibly damaged and pitiful. She doesn't need a relationship, she need psychiatric care. And so does Adam. He risked his brother's life for a girl he doesn't even know and he claims to love her just because. And Warner, I don't care he has mommy issues or that he's madly “in love” with Juliette, he forced himself on her which is indisputably wrong! Someone get these poor people a shrink!

“I'm no longer a daughter.No longer a granddaughter.No longer a girl with dreams. With hope.I'm a weapon, now.”

I hate this book with the heat of a thousand suns!

The “post-apocalyptic” setting was one of the most ridiculous settings I've ever come across:

> The “city” of Baalboden was a glorified fortified village.
> We have not idea who are the Rowansmarks exactly and why they are building weapons to obliterate other communities starting with Baalboden.
> No idea what the heck is “The Cursed One”. Why can't they just blow it up?
> The villain is so over the top evil that it's ridiculous. He's just evil to be evil. And when they plan on taking him down by using the THING that almost annihilated human kind? What in the world was that?

Rachel and Logan were the most insipid, irritating protagonists. I'd lock them in a dungeon and throw away the key. I've stumbled upon horrible characters before, but in combination with such a wishy-washy setting? Never.

The whole book was a mess. It felt like the author had a checklist of things that sounded good to her and just threw them in the blender:

> one “badass” & hot redhead (who's actually a total nitwit)
> one handsome manly man treating her like property
> one for-no-reason-whatsoever misogynistic society
> nauseating declarations of love and make up sessions in inappropriate circumstances
> one good for nothing villain
> one crazy monster thingy that spits fire
> a bit of quarrel between “cities” and a mystery device to advance the plot
> Tree people???!!!
> a few deaths to jerk a few tears
> long, boring journey
> dungeon
> explosions
> tracking devices
> cloaks
> torches
> horses
> Wasteland?!!!
> senseless revenge plan
> more declarations of love

What a waste of time.