I guessed who the perpetrator was around half way through the book yet somehow I was still surprised at the reveal.

Chicanery! Y'all's reviews had me thinking I was entering a debauched world filled with sapphic cannibalisitic blood orgies, but there was quite nearly nothing of the sort. I am far from sated.

There is an alarming lack of demons and demon-hunting in this book. I truly must stop taking book titles at their word lest I continue to be dismayed.

This is not a book for people who ask questions.

Much to my disappointment, the title of this book is not literal.

Also I feel like it would take more than just a text message to donate millions of dollars, so that felt a bit silly to me.

The included recipes and soft rock playlist pushed this book up to five stars, but then the unsatisfying ended bumped it down to 4/4.5 stars.

It's kinda subtle so I am not sure everyone picked up on it, but one sister is thin, conventionally attractive, and untalented and the other one is overweight, dumpy, and a musical prodigy. This isn't mentioned on every page, so I am sure some readers might've missed it. /s

3.5 stars, a quick and harrowing read.

The main character is an absolute dingus.

Great cover, beautiful cover ::Aretha Franklin voice::

I am a crier, and based on the summary for this book, I was prepared to weep pitifully. My eyes stayed dry the entirety of the book.

Really enjoyed how absolute bonkers this book was at the end.

This was a four star read for me, but I am bumping it up to five stars in the hopes that it will cancel out some bigot's one star review.

There have a been a few times when I think that maybe reading a book in the middle of the night instead of sleeping affects my comprehension of said book. This was the case with Smothermoss. I do not know what happened in this book.

Realistically, I don't think anyone would drool over a dude's muscles flexing while he is prying open a bear trap that has snapped onto someone's leg.

Legitimately hilarious, that is rare.

I enjoyed it, but really didn't care for the trite conclusion. I feel like I've read/seen several stories where the ghosts finally team up at the end to get rid of the big bad ghost 3.5 stars

A few figures: 75% of my time reading this book was spent crying, but not in a sad way. Also it wasn't until around two thirds of the book that I realized it wasn't a part of the Winner Bakes it All series by a completely different author. 4 stars, recommended.

Honestly, not enough Satanic Panic for me.

One star is for the beginning of the book where it talks about all the amazing things librarians do. The second star is for the rest of the book, which I certainly did not care for at all.

It was ok. I am mad because I felt manipulated into crying, just like what happened when I watched The Star is Born and only cried the literal last minute of the movie.

This book is less about Prom Mom and more about Cad Dad and Co Vid.

This book had absolutely no impact on me whatsoever. It is the book equivalent of very bland junk food, like eating an entire sleeve of saltine crackers in one sitting.