Carlton Mellick III has written at least 57 books. Their most popular book is The Haunted Vagina with 16 saves with an average rating of 2.4⭐.
They are best known for writing in the genres Fiction, Fantasy, and Short stories.
dark, Adventurous, and funny are their most common moods.
 The Haunted Vagina
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 Satan Burger Satan Burger
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 Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
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 Apeshit Apeshit
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 The Big Meat
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 Mouse Trap Mouse Trap
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 Stacking Doll Stacking Doll
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 The Morbidly Obese Ninja
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 La casa de arenas movedizas
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 Quicksand House
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 I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy
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 Spider Bunny
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 Village of the Mermaids
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 Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within | 0 | 0 reads | |
 Zombies and Shit
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 Razor Wire Pubic Hair
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 Sweet Story
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 Cada vez que quedamos en la heladería, te explota la puta cara
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Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape | 0 | 0 reads | |
 Bradley Sands is a Dick Bradley Sands is a Dick
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The Bad Box The Bad Box
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 Sea of the Patchwork Cats Sea of the Patchwork Cats
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 The Handsome Squirm
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 The Cannibals of Candyland
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 Bicho hambriento
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 Esposas martillo
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 Bienvenidos al bizarro
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 Valores familiares
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 Punk Land
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Zbouchnul jsem Satanovu dceru Zbouchnul jsem Satanovu dceru: Démonicko-romantická komedie
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 The Ultra Fuckers
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 The Menstruating Mall
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 Tumor Fruit
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Full Metal Octopus Full Metal Octopus
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The Faggiest Vampire The Faggiest Vampire
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 Sausagey Santa Sausagey Santa
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Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
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Snuggle Club Snuggle Club
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The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair
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 Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead
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Matrioshka Matrioshka
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 The Terrible Thing That Happens
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 Cuddly Holocaust
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 Ocean of Lard
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 Teeth and Tongue Landscape
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 Adolf in Wonderland
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 Parasite Milk
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 The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart
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 The Egg Man
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As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face
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 Exercise Bike
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 The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2:
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 Adolf nel Paese delle Meraviglie
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 Kill Ball
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 Jedes Mal, wenn wir uns in der Eisdiele treffen, explodiert dein verdammtes Gesicht
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 Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
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