A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking

Only T. Kingfisher could create familiars who are 1) a violent lump of sourdough starter and 2) a stale gingerbread man, and make them as wonderful as the snarky armadillo in [b:Minor Mage 52369824 Minor Mage T. Kingfisher https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1564247851l/52369824.SX50_SY75.jpg 72399665] without either familiar saying a single word.