After I Do

This book is about a married couple who can't agree on where to go to dinner and how often to have sex, so they split up and have dinner and sex with other people for a year.

You know they're super smart and totally meant for each other when you learn that their first fight happened on their honeymoon because they took a road trip and neglected to bring a jack, which they admit wouldn't have mattered because neither of these automobile-owning, full-grown adults knows how to change a tire.

If you are over the age of 25, don't read this book. You're too smart for it.