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I had to momentarily DNF this because the MCs are exhibiting criminally horny behavior and while I can get behind that sometimes, I'm currently in the mood for something slow burn.
Also, everything in this book is a superlative and once I started noticing it, I couldn't stop.
“It was beautiful. Gage had beautiful eyebrows. The beautifulest.”
“You're amazing,” I breathed out, wishing my mouth was working better so I could also say how lucky I was that I was best friends with such amazing amazingness.”
“You're... You're the best, Gage.”
“......the intense way he was suddenly looking at me made my whole body buzz with... with the intensely intense intensity of the weird look he was giving me.” Four times, guys. FOUR.
“I ignored it, intensifying my glare instead, because I was so, so not going to be distracted by all his... his mesmerizing amazing Gage-ness.”
Then there's the disorienting use of the word snake for the dick.
“The snake flexed.”
I miss the words for dick which I used to think I hated.
Manroot. Cockstand. Where art thou? I don't know if this is because snakes freak me out but I really hate this choice
