Drop Dead Sexy

OMG this book was frigging FUNNY...

“My raging libido instantly shriveled at the sight of what had to be the reunion crew of Deliverance. Instantly the tune of Dueling Banjos started to play in my head.”

““First rule of Funeral Home Fight Club: No one talks about Funeral Home Fight Club.”

“Given what happened next, I guess Wes had been Jan Brady'd one too many times in his life”

“After all, it had been six years since it had seen penetration of the penis kind. You can claim someone as legally dead at seven years, so my vagina was just a few months shy of being legally dead.”



This was just a fun lighthearted read. I adored the heroine, and Catcher with his overblown ego and one liners was hilarious. Add in nudists, a man with two penises, and a delightfully crazy family, and you have a very enjoyable way to spend a few hours.