Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian

I'm on record as not, like, HATING the first Fifty Shades book. But this one is soooo grossssss and it repeats a bunch of the boring stuff from the original one, without adding anything new of interest, and as a bonus, ruins a lot of the stuff I actually liked from the first one by putting Christian's weird sociopathic fingerprints all over it.

http://www.frowl.org/worstbestsellers/episode-29-grey/