Heroes, Inc

Suddenly things aren't working as they should in the bedroom for Grover. Or out of the bedroom. Or even in his pants. And if he doesn't produce an heir soon, he will lose everything to his conniving brother, Ragnar.

When he travels to a small town to find a "sure thing" cure for his impotency he is mistaken for a traveling hero by a local proprietor and coerced into fighting a kitten-killing villain.

Now everyone wants a piece of him, from agents who want to promote him as the next hero to villains who want to kill him to avenge their fallen brother.

And that's not counting Cilla, a clumsy, knife-wielding woman from a hero family, who wants to be his sidekick whether he likes it or not.

What's a regular-guy duelist to do who just wants to get his mojo working?


Revised and updated second edition. Now 20% funnier.