MateHub: Legend

I don't think I've had quite this much fun reading a book in ages.

*The increasingly unserious porn scenes? I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at so much ridiculousness. Why's a wolf chasing you through the woods to fuck you? Why are there magical sperm crawling on your biceps? What do you mean you fell onto his knot by mistake? So. Much. Unseriousness.

*The sweet pining from the self titled hard guy? You've been kicking guys out but now you're sniffing the air from Hunter's presence like Anthony Bridgerton on steroids 💀, oh how the mighty have fallen.

*The 'touch him and die' vibes? The scene where everyone was on edge about the pack fuck? Lol I thought they'd absolutely have to make an ER visit for someone on that set.

*The porny names of the side characters. (Looking at you Steel Longwood. And Max Thrustwell? Yeah, I bet he would. If he could ever get himself to touch Hardin, the little coward.)

*The incredibly realistic depiction of parasocial relationships on that horndog forum???

Because wym 'MateHub is making sure we eat well all year round.'?? I mean.....accurate but also, step into the sun, Bram Stroker. Touch grass.

'Today, I saw the face of god, and their name is DickHunt.' Sir—

>>We, my dear DickHunters, have reached the pinnacle of porn. No video will ever be better than that; there will never be a hotter scene. The world can end now. It might as well quit while it's ahead.

Fairs.