Moon-Face

John Claverhouse was a moon-faced man. You know the kind, cheek-bones wide apart, chin and forehead melting into the cheeks to complete the perfect round, and the nose, broad and pudgy, equidistant from the circumference, flattened against the very centre ofthe face like a dough-ball upon the ceiling. Perhaps that is why I hated him, for truly he hadbecome an offense to my eyes, and I believed the earth to be cumbered with his presence.Perhaps my mother may have been superstitious of the moon and looked upon it over thewrong shoulder at the wrong time.Be that as it may, I hated John Claverhouse. Not that he had done me what society wouldconsider a wrong or an ill turn. Far from it. The evil was of a deeper, subtler sort; so elusive, so intangible, as to defy clear, definite analysis in words. We all experience such things atsome period in our lives. For the first time we see a certain individual, one who the veryinstant before we did not dream existed; and yet, at the first moment of meeting, we say: "Ido not like that man." Why do we not like him? Ah, we do not know why; we know only thatwe do not. We have taken a dislike, that is all. And so I with John Claverhouse.What right had such a man to be happy? Yet he was an optimist. He was always gleefuland laughing. All things were always all right, curse him! Ah I how it grated on my soul thathe should be so happy! Other men could laugh, and it did not bother me. I even used tolaugh myself-before I met John Claverhouse.But his laugh! It irritated me, maddened me, as nothing else under the sun could irritateor madden me. It haunted me, gripped hold of me, and would not let me go. It was a huge, Gargantuan laugh. Waking or sleeping it was always with me, whirring and jarring acrossmy heart-strings like an enormous rasp. At break of day it came whooping across the fieldsto spoil my pleasant morning revery. Under the aching noonday glare, when the greenthings drooped and the birds withdrew to the depths of the forest, and all nature drowsed, his great "Ha! ha!" and "Ho! ho!" rose up to the sky and challenged the sun. And at blackmidnight, from the lonely cross-roads where he turned from town into his own place, camehis plaguey cachinnations to rouse me from my sleep and make me writhe and clench mynails into my palms.I went forth privily in the night-time, and turned his cattle into his fields, and in themorning heard his whooping laugh as he drove them out again. "It is nothing," he said; "thepoor, dumb beasties are not to be blamed for straying into fatter pastures."He had a dog he called "Mars," a big, splendid brute, part deer-hound and part bloodhound, and resembling both. Mars was a great delight to him, and they were alwaystogether. But I bided my time, and one day, when opportunity was ripe, lured the animalaway and settled for him with strychnine and beefsteak. It made positively no impressionon John Claverhouse. His laugh was as hearty and frequent as ever, and his face as muchlike the full moon as it always had