More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

I had expectations of getting a few chuckles out of this book, at the very least a cheap thrill...Nada! The observations are not so much of weird things people say, but of dumb things people say. And who has time for that? Some examples:

Customer: You do have a lot of books, don't you?Bookseller: Well, it is a bookshop...


Customer: It's a beautiful shop you have hereBookseller: Oh, thank you.Customer: It's a shame that you filled it with all these ghastly books...


Customer: Where in the book does it tell you how many pages there are?...