Mr. Mercedes

Hey, this is Hodges. I am glad you read the book about my detective work and attempts to catch a deranged psycho who mowed a few people down in a merc. Although I can not spoil the details of the case, I can give you some insight into what I thought about the novelization of my handy work.

First off, the literary wit is astounding. The author picked recognizable brands and locations to set the scene and really hammered home my impeccable talent for putting the pieces together, no matter how technologically impaired I may sound. Second, the chain of events was enthralling, exciting, dark, captivating, and a bit sad if I do say so myself.

The most interesting part was the relationships that were built over the course of my retired police work. I had a motley crew of personalities who believed in me and touched my life like no other. I have them to thank for turning my life around and giving me a reason to wake up each and every day. I even like the dog.

Although the literary craftsman showcased my skills with virtuous intentions, they could have skipped over the insecure moments and the multiple descriptions of me being a slob. That would have been nifty.

You might think to yourself, why would the author (who writes a lot of horror, I hear) want to write my story when there are so many TV shows that cover similar material? Well, those are typically drab and not fun at all. Your CSI's and NCIS (insert city here) stories do not hold a candle to mine.

I might be a bit bold in saying so, but I think this will be a big deal and sell well on the interwebs and in bookstores. Who knows, maybe there will be several sequels. Now that would be a great perk!

*** I thought I would have fun with the review, but in all seriousness, this was really, really good. Thanks to my book friends for the recommendation. I can't wait to start the next one.