One Foot in the Grave

Unless you plan to live forever, you've got to read this book! This is a collection of true graveyard stories you won't be able to put down--or ever forget. Join a real cemetery sexton as he introduces you to such characters as: Eddie, a lock-picking ghost; Pamela, an error-prone psychic; A relentless, coffin-chasing cow; Grandmas who steal decorations; Brazen graveside lovers; A rock band's memorable visit; Mrs. Robinson and her buried leg. These and many other memorable characters--both dead and alive--are found within these pages. The author shares his own cemetery blunders and bizarre experiences, along with his dealings with meddling spirits. He even gives tips on how to outfox the Grim Reaper. This is a must-read for anyone who isn’t in the ground already.