Red Dog

This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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“And for sixty-flve dollars, too.”

Anci rolled her eyes. “Oh, I know. Usually, you get kicked in the head for free. Why not try it for money this time? Besides, this is your chance to do a good deed, pile up some karma.”

“You can't eat karma, darlin'..”

“No, but it can eat you.”

The Hound of the Baskervilles