Soon I will be invincible

DNF - Page 50

Why?

Because it's told in present tense with alternating first person POVs - and after the last book I read, I cannot stomach the thought of another book told in this way.

And because the first three chapters are very info-dumpy - and I flipped ahead 100-150 pages and that shows no sign of changing.

And because of this:

I'm superhuman, one of the good guys. One of the chosen.

If that's not enough reason right there, tell me what is. (And, no, that's not out of the mouth of the villain, which would have made it so much more bearable, but from the mind of some above-it-all superhero.)