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Dnf @ 10%/ 2 chapters

The writing is alright, but the dialogue feels awkward at times. But the sex omg the sex scene gives us this gem:
Tightening her crossed ankles shifted the angle just enough to bring her close to completion. That—and the scratch of the hair of his balls (was there anything more masculine) against her ass. Couldn't get that sensation from a vibrator!

If this was satire or had given me any previous indication this was supposed to be a comedy, maybe I'd roll with it buuuuut I'm out fam.