The Astonishing Strande Brothers

“His eyes glittered in happiness. “Let me tell you about the time I met the King of the Vampires...””

I just want to take a moment to congratulate myself before I go mental here. Thank you, me, for being a freaking god of brain usage.

I FUCKING KNEWWWWWWW ITTTTT. I FUCKING KNEWWW ITTTT. There was that one line in that one Harrow Faire book where the characters were describing some sussy powerful being (a man) walking through the Faire & I had (in the moment) just been like... ‘that... that's Dracula' after also having read Kingsley's other book on zaddy Drac. AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT, AS VERIFIED BY THE QUOTE ABOVE. AND THIS JUST CONFIRMS THE FRICKING KATHRYNN ANN KINGSLEY CINEMATIC (bookematic??) UNIVERSE (KAKC(b?)U).

To be completely candid, I am having trouble writing this review as the complete girth and weight of my juicy ass brain is putting me off balance & making me slightly woozy. But I guess I just can't help it?? IM FREAKING TOO BIG BRAINED FOR THIS SIMPLE LIFE.

I KNEW THERE WAS A KAKC(b?)U AT PLAY HERE AND I WAS RIGHT. I don't know if she confirmed this before (she probably like 100% did) but even if she has, I wouldn't need to see the post because I KNEW ALL ALONG WITH MY SUPERIOR INVESTIGATIVE BATMAN POWERS.

i don't know if it shows, but I am so proud of my deductive abilities. NO ONE will ever understand the chills that full body slammed me when I read that line because, as previously stated, I KNEW IT. she never even mentioned that one obscure line about the powerful dude walking through the circus that one time, BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THAT KING OF VAMPIRES SHIT.

yes. yes grl. i love Kathryn Ann Kingsley. If she has zero fans, I am dead.