The Everything Box
2016 • 384 pages

Ratings13

Average rating3.6

15

Okay, this book was ridiculously fun. My ratings are really just that, marking how much I enjoyed stuff, so yeah. No, this book was not absolutely brilliantly written, I just picked it up at the right time, I guess. Also, funny enough, I seem to really like funny books in connection with Biblical stuff. I'm a filthy unbeliever, but shit, I do appreciate when people have lighthearted humour in connection with stuff like religion. I don't think it means disrespect, but the world has humour. That is just how I feel about it, so yeah, if you are sensitive about religious themes, this is probably not a book for you. You've been warned. Qapsiel, an angel with a ridiculous name got sent to Earth to take this little box that can nuke humanity to shit. Ya know, we probably deserved it. This angel is a bit of a moron, though, which celestial beings have the right to be, so he manages to lose the box that can eradicate human life. Not the best move. Fast forward to now, the protagonist, Coop, a magic resistant robber needs to steal this box. Then shit hits the fan even worse. We have some Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels type action with undead people, supernatural FBI, TWO separate satanic cults and basically everyone trying to get this box. The thing that sold the book to me was the humour, really. Everyone is an idiot, cults sabotage each other's bake sale, everyone has funny little lines about stuff. It's really easy to read and fun like that. Popcorn stuff. The story itself if... not particularly special or inventive or anything, but I could enjoy the book equivalent of comfort food. Not sure if it's just me being used to absurdly long fantasy series, but at this point I have a hard time getting attached to characters in stand alone novels. This wasn't even a very long one. So yeah, I wasn't too worried about the characters, the tone doesn't really sell you on there being any actual big danger, so there is that. It just felt pleasant to relax with some fun stuff after the suspenseful disgusting monster journey of [b:The Monstrumologist 7171771 The Monstrumologist (The Monstrumologist, #1) Rick Yancey https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1320124102s/7171771.jpg 6647553]. (I wrote a review on that one, cross promo.) Not really sure what I should say about this. I would definitely recommend it for reading in your bath or on vacation on the beach. Good giggles there, not too hard to follow the story, not even if you get distracted by bikinis and beach balls every five minutes. Richard Kadrey has surprising amounts of books on my to-read list. I don't know why his stuff intrigues me that much, but hey. This one was a pleasant enough experience to prompt me to pick up his other stuff. I guess that is a win for him. Or me. I mean I am having fun. See you at the cult bake sale, bring brownies with double hate!

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