The Lincoln Lawyer

This book is fiction, but I find that the depiction of the lawyer matches many observations that I've made in my dealings with lawyers. While the ‘hero' of this book views his actions as working within the ‘system' - my viewpoint is that he has no moral compass. He will charge whatever fees he can get away with, stringing them along for as long as their bank account holds money. He will manipulate people, deceive them, and outright lie to them. He will bend the rules and even break them - so long as he doesn't get caught, it must be okay - all part of the game. His priorities are first - to his own income, and second - to win his case, regardless of the facts.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.