The Locked Door

This is the most dull writing. There are dozens of overused phrases and lines. There is no suspense, no intrigue, NOTHING. Reading this is like sticking your hand in a bucket of sludge and finding only cheap carnival toys as your prize.

I literally can not think of anything to say that's positive. The verse? Boring, choppy, repetitive. Structure? Exactly as expected and executed poorly. Characters and dialogue? Like a toddler A.I. was told to come up with something.

I do not recommend this and am baffled by its high praise when this is the worst thing I've read in recent memory.