The Stowaway Debutante

Rolls eyes I like you,see, that's why I'm going to remain all distant and broody and emotionally unavailable. (Ooh, and don't forget, act totally highhanded because you're just a pampered, prim miss that totally should hide below decks where there's no danger.)

Bleh.

Except for the main guy (see above) and de facto love interest, the story was fairly fun if very forgettable. Clara I could almost like, but then she interacts with the main guy and comes off sounding either simpering or angry all the time. The Captain Duke (no, seriously, he's NEVER called anything else) has that brooding I don't really like you but I'm secretly in love after talking to you for five minutes so I'm going to act like a jerk down pat. It was light on steampunk, but there were airship pirates, if you can deal with the insipid characters.