Throne in the Dark

this shit was high-key boring & not only that, THEY EDGED ME THE ENTIRE 459 PAGES BC THESE BITCHES DID NOT TOUCH TIPS ONCE.

NO BONING. NO CREAMING THE TWINKIE. NO SQUAT THRUSTS IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH. NO BIRDS OR BEES. NO FILLING OUT THE FMC LIKE AN APPLICATION. NOTHING. AT ALL! ACROSS ALL 459 PAGES!! Just so, so much edging.

But he did tie her up once and call her a ‘good girl'?? like what-

I am so heavily blue balled by this book that my brain has lost a significant amount of its function due to the extended redirection of blood within my body without any period of release. this book gave me erectile dysfunction.