Effy Satansdottir

Ok, we lost the plot at the end there, folks.

I fail to see how this is connected to Christmas

I think this was more unhinged than the deplorable stuff I read for Halloween.

Depressed this series is officially over now

Emotional damage mixed with what the literal actual fuck was that

Spectacular give me 14 of them right now

If cheesy Hallmark movies actually had spice, you'd get this

I, too, would like to frick frack the voices in my head. For the plot.

My ovaries are screaming at the cuteness

I can't help it. I have a thing for headless men.

I would have given this 5 stars if it would have given me MORE SCIENCE.

Too much self-pitying melodrama, but it was a fun time at least.

Creamed corn WAS my fave BBQ side dish... not anymore.

Terrifier levels of fucked up gore and violence, but make it spicy.

Sure, I'll take some light necrophilia

Thank goodness she was able to keep her shoes on.

I swear I did not know this was Beetlejuice smut

The most horrifying part was when she ran barefoot through the carnival grounds. I can't vibe with that.

Give me more immediately.

A little underwhelming but enjoyable nonetheless.

Note to self: don't let the alien spaceship seduce you.

Mindless summer read

What a phenomenal ending to the trilogy

Not as fun as book 1, but still cute.

Officially falling down the rabbit hole of the cosmere