Effy Satansdottir

Hey Siri, play Arsonists Lullaby by Hozier.

Not my favorite, but THE big thing finally happened.

Now that's more like it!

Cute and hilarious. I need more immediately.

Not my fave, but it was cute and funny.

You had me at big and bearded Mean Daddy.

The character development... ✨chefs kiss✨

Sapphic supernatural pirate romance set in a different dimension. I'm all in.

I hate to rate so low but this flashback style of writing is really getting out of control. I loved the base plot though and the last 25% was really good. But I just can't anymore.

Leave Britney alone

I didn't hate it as much as I thought I would but I'm just glad the series is over (for now?)

As a former female caddy, this book HIT. Tessa never misses dude.

I was bored to tears.

My first Brandon Sanderson book ever and I'm truly in love. Tress is everything I wanted it to be.

Um, I really did not expect to like this book. Yet here I am, boohoo crying.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

Spin on the classic rags to riches story. Here for it. Also here for my blue babes in polite society.

Tale as old as time: Male arranges for a bride. She's not what he asked for. Falls for her anyways.

THE YEARNING. My little black heart.

Zero gravity. No, I will not be elaborating on that.

Is he a big ugly brute on the outside and a cinnamon roll on the inside? Ok perfect. Immediately obsessed with him.

Sexy blue boyfriends... but in space! I'm a slut for sci-fi settings.

I like Stephen King in theory. In practice, not as much.

I'm still processing and don't know how to feel about this book.

Reading this one was like taking a sip of the Water of Life. It wasn't a bad trip and it wasn't necessarily a good one either, but it certainly opened my mind to the cosmos.