Effy Satansdottir

Reminiscent of the werewolf smut I used to read in college - thank goodness I've evolved.

Wolf shifters enjoying Lupercalia... you already know the debauchery that ensues. chefs kiss

Look at me overcoming my arachnophobia and actually thirsting after a spider daddy (thank you Baldurs Gate).

It was giving Midnight Sun vibes, but I actually adore Rourke.

Always a sucker for positive spins on Greek mythology.

Here I am again, boohoo crying myself to sleep.

Not me literally boohoo crying at the end.

Needed a pick-me-up for both my reading slump and my gym slump. This was it.

I wanted to love this one, but I was just underwhelmed.

It was giving Guardians of the Galaxy meets Chronicles of Riddick... but obvi way more fucked up and WAY more innaprorpiate.

I'm never going to emotionally recover from this.

I'd take the L for the lizard man. No pun intended.

Not my favorite, but who can resist a sapphic pirate romance?

My brain the entire time reading this was just Paris Hilton saying “that's hot.”

I love it when Miss Ruby changes the formula just a SMIDGE.

Short and sweet. Medusa is mommy.

Really tried to make it last, but I just could not put it down. Plot holes and unnecessary stuff aside, this book was a WILD ride and I loved every minute of it.

I love Katee, but I really don't think I'm a mafia romance girly.

My bby boy finally gets himself a babe. My heart is full.

This book is officially tied with Wicked Beauty as my second fave in the series. Nothing with top the OG Neon Gods, but y'all know I'm a sucker for a throuple.

Not as fun as the OG series, but curious to see where this goes. I enjoyed it regardless.

Hated every minute of it. Bored me to tears. I would not survived if not for the tandem read. I'm not giving less than 3 stars because I respect SJM too much.

So first, you're all like, “yo-ho, yo-ho! a pirates life for me,” then all of a sudden... BAM!!! ✨emotional damage✨

This technically wasn't an actual holiday read for me, but only because I wanted to extend Yule. But I absolutely adored the story. Very cute.

Cutesy holiday creature romance. Can't ask for anything better.