@Tender

@Tender

Jacob Tender

Joined2 years ago

Senior Librarian at Hardcover

Just a midwest software developer, writer, hobby photographer, and indie archivist here to rebuild a habit and leave metadata better than I found it.

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Following34

Location:Ohio

Link:https://jacobtender.net

Jacob Tender's Books by Status

145 Books

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On the Calculation of Volume (Book I)
Tinkers
Rift: The Sixth Extinction
Outdoor Kids in an Inside World
In Cold Blood
The Jungle
The Library Book

Jacob Tender's Reading Goals

Goal

4/5 books
80%

2025 - Short Stories

Read 5 books by . You're right on schedule! 🙌

Goal

8/10 books
80%

2025 - Graphic Novels

Read 10 books by . You're right on schedule! 🙌

Goal

14/10 books
100%

2025 - Audiobooks

Read 10 books by . Goal completed! 🎉

Goal

12/12 books
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2025 - Books

Read 12 books by . Goal completed! 🎉

Jacob Tender's Pinned Lists

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60 books

Formative Reads

Capturing titles I recall from my youth that stuck with me. Not necessarily indicative of what I would read today, but the path was paved here. Ordered roughly by when I would have read it.

Goodnight Moon
Corduroy
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Golden Book of 365 Stories
The Sesame Street ABC Storybook
Green Eggs and Ham
The Monster at the End of This Book

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11 books

Short Reads

Need something quick—maybe around 100-or-so pages? Try one of these on for size.

A Prayer for the Crown-Shy
A Psalm for the Wild-Built
Artificial Condition
The Lottery
Animal Farm
All Systems Red
The Hole
Anthem

Jacob Tender's Most Popular Reviews

DNF.

This book is tedious and insufferable. Smells of zero editing input. Unlikable and unrealistic characters. Who talks this way? Nobody in cyber-security that I've ever met. Especially not ones in their late 60s. A genuinely, laughably bad book.