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@Tender

Jacob Tender

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Senior Librarian at Hardcover

Just a midwest software developer, writer, hobby photographer, and indie archivist here to rebuild a reading habit and leave metadata better than he found it.

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Ohio

Jacob Tender's Books by Status

220 Books

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Happy-Go-Lucky
Before They Are Hanged
Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
The Grass Harp, Including A Tree of Night and Other Stories
The Grass Harp
The Blade Itself
David Sedaris: Live at Carnegie Hall

Jacob Tender's Reading Goals

Goal

1/5 books
20%

2026 - Graphic Novels

Read 5 books by . They're 2 books behind schedule.

Goal

19/30 books
63%

2026 - Audiobooks

Read 30 books by . They're 2 books ahead of schedule. 🙌

Goal

6/12 books
50%

2026 - Books

Read 12 books by . They're right on schedule! 🙌

Jacob Tender's Pinned Lists

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30 books

2026 Reading List

Required reading for the year. Not all-encompassing, but a guiding rubric in loose order. Anything I don't get to this year will roll over to the next.

There’s an emphasis on classics in 2026. Specifically American voices with a spectrum of American experiences.

The Terror
Dungeon Crawler Carl
The Lottery and Other Stories
The Hero of Ages
The Souls of Black Folk
The Call of the Wild
Lenny Bruce Is Dead
The Grass Harp, Including A Tree of Night and Other Stories

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67 books

Formative Reads

Capturing titles I recall from my youth that stuck with me. Not necessarily indicative of what I would read today, but the path was paved here. Ordered roughly by when I would have read it.

Goodnight Moon
Corduroy
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Golden Book of 365 Stories
The Sesame Street ABC Storybook
Green Eggs and Ham
The Monster at the End of This Book

Jacob Tender's Most Popular Reviews

So ends my 3 month speedrun of DCC. All set for book 8.

An improvement on the first in many respects! Can’t wait to see how all this plays out.

This is my breakfast club.

"I could not tell my father that boys made me anxious. And so I invented individual reasons to dislike them. The hope was that I’d come off as discerning rather than frightened."

God, when David Sedaris hits. He hits. Very excited to see him read some of his work later this week.

"Just pretend like you half understand"

As invested as I am in the story now, I can't pretend that this was a particularly good book. Not that it will stop me from continuing. I just hope this is a series low.

I had no idea what was going on for most of this one. The Tangle is too complicated. At least for an audiobook. I found myself frequently zoning out as it explained lines and stations our characters would never visit. Wholly inscrutable plot setting.

The catch phrases are getting annoying. You can't punctuate every dramatic episode with the same mantra. The heavy-handedness cheapens the action.

Audiobook specific: I wouldn't begrudge Soundbooth Studios re-recording the train dwarf. I had an immediate reaction to the dreadfully amateurish reading. Then read more about the voice "actor."

The positive news is Donut has fully evolved into an early 2010s lasercat meme and some secondary characters were developed to a point where caring about them is possible.