@Tender

@Tender

Jacob Tender

Joined2 years ago

Senior Librarian at Hardcover

Just a midwest software developer, writer, hobby photographer, and indie archivist here to rebuild a habit and leave metadata better than I found it.

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Following37

Location:Ohio

Link:https://jacobtender.net

Jacob Tender's Books by Status

136 Books

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I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star
Get the Photos Others Can't: Get photos others can't
Od Magic
The Blade Itself
Uprooted
The Letters of Shirley Jackson
The Angel of Indian Lake

Jacob Tender's Reading Goals

Goal

4/5 books
80%

2025 - Short Stories

Read 5 books by . You're right on schedule! 🙌

Goal

8/10 books
80%

2025 - Graphic Novels

Read 10 books by . You're right on schedule! 🙌

Goal

12/10 books
100%

2025 - Audiobooks

Read 10 books by . Goal completed! 🎉

Goal

12/12 books
100%

2025 - Books

Read 12 books by . Goal completed! 🎉

Jacob Tender's Pinned Lists

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51 books

Formative Reads

Capturing titles I recall from my youth that stuck with me. Not necessarily indicative of what I would read today, but the path was paved here. Ordered roughly by when I would have read it.

Goodnight Moon
Corduroy
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Green Eggs and Ham
The Monster at the End of This Book
I Spy: A Book of Picture Riddles
Caps for sale

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10 books

Short Reads

Need something quick—maybe around 100-or-so pages? Try one of these on for size.

A Prayer for the Crown-Shy
A Psalm for the Wild-Built
Artificial Condition
The Lottery
Animal Farm
All Systems Red
The Hole
Anthem

Jacob Tender's Most Popular Reviews

DNF.

This book is tedious and insufferable. Smells of zero editing input. Unlikable and unrealistic characters. Who talks this way? Nobody in cyber-security that I've ever met. Especially not ones in their late 60s. A genuinely, laughably bad book.

I can’t say this held my interest for long after the turn. Sociopathic anti-heroes don’t tickle me like they did when I was younger.

Still, I admire the boldness of the text and its brevity.