egg

Contemptible wife
incorrigible husband
scrap it all, start fresh.

Big nose and bluster
woo your relatives with words
don't use a himbo.

Gilligan in space
bereft of a coconut
spiffing orgies, though.

Learns people exist
some folks never get that far
it's gruesome out there.

See note to line x
(references some other thing)
k, I get it now.

A waste of money
vacation dangerously
have a lousy time.

Trudging through Scotland
war nurse, miracle worker
bit of a vixen.

Paranoid people
exploitive technology
fun new recipes.

Our hero falters
fed up with the god business
gloomy know-it-all.

Ugh, that Edmund kid
I hope Narnia has sharks
eat the little twerp.

Young, wealthy, and bored
the loafing life's not enough
be a coal miner.

Ugly business, war
but sometimes profitable
think of the children.

Chess, drugs, and more chess
no wonder she reads so much
can't get a good lay.

Surprise, you're a bird
weird reward, ace punishment
better than a tree.

Do your little tasks
trust the honesty of birds
delve into new words.

Girls in the garden
messages from the oven
even ghosts get bored.

Egos on parade
you know what actors are like
one slaphappy bunch.

He's a big fella
clever and quick to adapt
can't read newspapers.

Smug interference
a unique pain in the ass
macho man wants out.

Visions of treasure
creeping figures on the stairs
jump off the edge, sure.

She craves attention
a nurse might keep her quiet
or a caved in face.

Alphabetical
the killer is a huge dweeb
writing silly notes.

Exotic methods
killed in front of witnesses
no one saw a thing.

A harmless old man
doubtful crime with no motive
romance in the air.

Two places at once
kinky bastard taken out
the audacity!