egg

Learning to be kind
alone with god, and your thoughts
a harsh vocation.

Dredging up old goss
some weasel is bound to blab
young friends grow up fast.

Making up rumors
the least of his bad habits
sneaky genocide.

Nomad life is rough
warring tribes, nasty beasties
the biggest perk: goats.

A dangerous gal
asks way too many questions
even knows her math.

Cuddly bodyguard
therapist and best buddy
striped killing machine.

Love in all flavors
earnest, familial, reckless
bordering on hate.

Cartoonish baddies
oh no, they're picking on him
now they have backup.

Tea as religion
influencer of art forms
smug simplicity.

Sluts and schemes abound
part-time madman gets sucked in
it must be a sign.

Creepy kids grow up
awful parents are to blame
non-stop misery.

Save your dying toys
live your sexiest nightmares
squeeze down creepy caves.

Cool swanky new boat
would be a shame if it sank
too bad it's haunted.

Bride kicks the bucket
that damn rapist butterfly
whatever, let's dance!

Can't keep a woman
loves to listen at bathrooms
Harry's a weird guy.

Lose the attitude
create your own family
may I suggest dogs?

Miserable bride
no worries, it won't be long
the groom has big plans.

Homes with character
lovers meant but never met
ghosts that do dishes.

She'll never love you
being useful is enough
but won't fill the hole.

Wanton violence
treasure is just an excuse
killing excites them.

Cute little beetle
coincidences abound
puzzle lover's dream.

He's just so Irish
even the locals think so
living and the dead.

Pandemics, old gods
beasties doing impressions
murderous weather.

Disaffected youth
not content with wealth and land
manchild wants a war.

Wander through the woods
more exciting than berries
you're red boy's wife now.