egg

No one will miss him
tempting estate up for grabs
one less spiteful lord.

Innocent at first
intellectual grooming
thwarted perversion.

Think outside the box
expose your guts to the truth
more sides are better.

“The lust of slaughter”
killing anything that moves
the national sport.

Infidelity
disappointing nostalgia
terminal illness.

You're her special friend
too kind to dismiss the rest
sure bud, sounds legit.

Travels gone awry
an easy life built on lies
gratefully childless.

Sweet vindication
well seasoned by suffering
made for bigger things.

The holy coward
can't bear to let his fans down
eloquent bastard.

A sensitive boy
smartest man on the cruise ship
total creepazoid.

The marriage seems strained
but beetles are cool as hell
high tech head-in-sand.

Magpies and ladies
both sinister in large groups
mind your own business.

Between kitsch and shit
romanticize everything
protuberances.

Too stubborn to die
victims aren't good by default
just alive (for now).

Avaricious cow
desperate to be admired
hope it was worth it.

Frustrated people
noble intentions, crushed dreams
major lack of funds.

Staring at a man
a man staring at a book
a book I'm reading.

Vulgar flattery
deep in his sloppy seconds
horned up for struggle.

Snug up in the dark
use this time to learn new words
don't let the screams out.

Bit of a bastard
not ashamed to toot his horn
more myth than magic.

Bodily fluids
inevitable decay
wallow in dead things.

Golden dog daddy
has a hard time keeping friends
can't stop stabbing them.

Judgmental dead guy
creeping around, mocking you
unwillingly shaved.

Romantic bandit
in bed with every bad guy
all that for some cheese.

Dumb meat gets herded
a coincidence, wink wink
ssshh, touch the space goop.